一则英语脱口秀节选

肉松 分享 2023-11-27

我不喜欢动词

I hate verbs in English
(我不喜欢英语中的动词)

I dance
(我跳舞[不加s])

You dance
(你跳舞[不加s])

He dances
(他跳舞[加s])

Why?
(凭啥?)

Is he dancing more than me ?
(难道他跳舞比我多吗?)

I don't think so
(我不同意)

645 people dance
(645人个跳舞[不加s])

And he dances?!
(但是他跳舞[加s])

How much is this motherfucker dancing?
(这跳的特么什么舞?)

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